New Kitchen Tool or Weapon?

After all of the chopping, dicing, and food prep of Thanksgiving dinner. I was ready for something easier. Amazon Black Friday Sales dropped with something catching my eye. This tool could chop, dice, grate, slice, and even spiralize quickly. Even better fast clean up. The perfect solution for my sore hands. I ordered right away.

IT'S HERE!!

Let's put it to the test.

Well?

It is very sharp and it bites!

Then I found this at the bottom

of the box.

The blades are very sharp and if you get close enough

it will bite.

It definitely makes quick work of food prep. Keep bandaids nearby it is very unforgiving if you get too close or too fast. I never thought I was that accident prone. I guess I am by how many bandaids I have gone through this month.